We live in a timeline where the most popular videos of President Joe Biden ahead of the 2024 election involve an AI version of him playing Clash of Clans, or eradicating his enemies with an anime-style “Biden Blast”. If only George Washington could see us now. 

It’s the most wonderful time of year–no, not Christmas. Election Season! Just me? Ok. Regardless, Election Day has come and gone, and while as of this...